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cracker head 

cracker head meaning a white crack head
you know something your right your not a white nigger your a cracker head!
cracker head by NLR718 July 16, 2006

cracker head 

Cracker head: meaning to be an idiot, or troll intending soly to annoy people.

Cracker head:Also meaning to ejaculate onto the top of comeones head into their hair.
That cracker head keeps posting just to annoy people so i banned him.

Jim gave his wife a cracker head.
cracker head by Emm Em July 19, 2005

Head Cracker 

The head cracker hit the man with a pipe wrench and killed him.
Head Cracker by Nader01 December 10, 2012

Cracker Barrel Head 

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

cracked head 

Someone who is not quite ordinary. They are infact very strange and seem like a crackhead but have never done any drugs to get the way they are.
For a straight edge he is one cracked head.
cracked head by Anonymous October 15, 2003

cracked my head open 

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
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