Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did
you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows
pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY
ARSEHOLE.