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crack neck 

1. A jerk. An annoying or obnoxious person.
2. A person who doesn't respect others
3. A selfish, rude, or inconsiderate person
1. Dude! Don't invite that crack neck to the party, we' ll all suffer!
2. That crack neck just cut into my lane without signalling.
3. Karl is such a crack neck. He showed up to my formal party wearing sandals drinking Boone's out of a brown paper bag.
crack neck by cyberpunk42 February 9, 2005
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crickity crack my neck is wack 

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way
Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack 

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack 

What you listening to?

'My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack'

neck crank 

A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.
Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*
neck crank by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008

cracknuck 

a term that has several meanings and can be substitued in for and noun
colin is such a cracknuck
cracknuck by Nate R December 20, 2002

Cracknuck 

colin is a cracknuck
Cracknuck by NATE R. December 19, 2002
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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