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Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
by yrgh October 19, 2024
Get the could a real person survivemug. Roshambo is a series of best-of-three rock-paper-scissors duels, with the loser of each duel being subjected to a swift kick or knee strike below the belt. These duels keep going until one of the participants is too hurt to continue.
Roshambo can be played to determine who gets ownership of an item, who has to pay for something or just to pass the time.
by yrgh October 4, 2025
Get the Roshambomug. What you say after accidentally hitting someone in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 4, 2025
Get the I just killed your ballsmug. What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular homicidemug. What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular super-suicidemug. What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular super-homicidemug. by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular grievous bodily harmmug.