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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Vaginal suicide

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.

Oh my God! That was vaginal suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital

Damn, boy! That right there is testicular grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

I just killed your balls

What you say after accidentally hitting someone in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! I just killed your balls!

by yrgh October 4, 2025

Roshambo

Roshambo is a series of best-of-three rock-paper-scissors duels, with the loser of each duel being subjected to a swift kick or knee strike below the belt. These duels keep going until one of the participants is too hurt to continue.

Roshambo can be played to determine who gets ownership of an item, who has to pay for something or just to pass the time.

by yrgh October 4, 2025

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Testicular homicide

What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025