Crack Apple 

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

Crack Apple by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009

crack apple 

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

crack apple by fo zum April 26, 2009

crack apple 

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

crack apple by fo zum April 26, 2009

crack appeal 

A person or thing with addictive appeal. Something or someone so attractive it becomes addictive to the senses.

good music , good weed , rihanna , fresh gear
" Man that Gutta Kings shirt got crack appeal"

crack appeal by Exkwizard July 4, 2011

Applejack Crack

A name for crack-cocaine.

I don't care what you do with your money; as long as you're not buying that applejack crack.

Applejack Crack by Lilibeth March 4, 2005

crackapleez 

a form of exclaimation usually used by the incurably white. Its origins can be found in the exclaimation "Cracker, please!" often uttered by people of another race. Usually people who use crackapleez think they're black.

I'm tryin'to get some sleep! Y'all tricks need to shut the frick up! Crackapleez, yo!!

crackapleez by Conor Casey April 16, 2006