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A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.
I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.
by Talledega Knight October 04, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 23, 2009
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Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 23, 2009
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