crab shack

The area around a female's genitalia where crabs would dwell. Also found in males. The place where Pediculus pubis resides. A home for pubic lice.

Shelly realized her bush had become a crab shack when the itching began.

Adam's crab shack was the greatest cock block to his sexual prowess

by jafus January 22, 2006

Crab Shack

a whore with Crabs. can be a male or female.

wow! Jens Such a Crab Shack

Holy Jeaues i went to blow paul and i found out he was a Crab Shack

by Big ole Tony January 14, 2009

joes crab shack

the place you go when you have no life.

i'm not going to joes crab shack because they raise their prices then pull an 'unlimited popcorn shrimp' promo out their asses to dick their cooks over. thanks a lot, assholes.

by brent BEEGLE August 26, 2007

Joes Crab Shack

When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.

Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.

by MasterBlasker999 May 19, 2020

Jacksonville Crab Shack

Eat out a girl with crabs, then piss in her face.

Last night I gave that girl a serious Jacksonville Crab Shack.

by JDaddy Holt April 22, 2008

Crab Shack Steam Pot

The act of which you hollow out a crab shell, shit inside it, shove it inside a girl, then fuck the shit out of it.

Katy Perry devorced Russell Brand because he refused to give her a crab shack steam pot.

by kenshero August 26, 2012

Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack

An STD ridden vagina.

“Hey dude how was it?” “Never doing it again. She has a Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack”

by CR1M1NAL7244 September 05, 2020