Crab Dance 

A dance that symbolises the movement of a crab, often accompanied with arched legs, and movement of arms and hands like pinsors.

My Chumphreys did the crab dance, it was hilarious!

He promised us a Crab Dance at the end of the year

Crab Dance by Besco June 19, 2008

crab dance 

the "crab dance" (from the French danse de crabe) - a technique that can only be mastered during periods of extreme inebriety. involves arms and legs simultaneously moving in random raving-style, crab-like motions.

"andy stop doing the crab dance in front of the tv! we can't play goldeneye or watch the hebrew hammer!"

crab dance by NotoriousBrazilianG April 9, 2005

Crab Dance 

The act of puffing out your chest, raising your arms as claws, and moving quickly from side to side as if you were a crab.

Richard, do the crab dance!

Give me a cigarette first.

Nonono, go home.

Crab Dance by mikeythestud January 12, 2010

Crab Dancing 

dancing to appear as a crab by shuffling side to side with your hands in the air opening and closing like tongs. if you do so well enough you might fool others around you into thinking you’re actually a crab. takes a lot of practice tho

person 1: “bruv do u see that guy crab dancing”
person 2: “what guy all I see is a crab”

Crab Dancing by justacrabdancer May 30, 2020

crapdance 

a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a shit
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.

child's thought: hmm now let me see play or shit ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u shit your pant!?!?!? why didn't you go in the crapper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn't i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the crapdance the whole time

crapdance by yukyuk April 16, 2009