crème egg

A sexual act where the woman shits into the man's hand and the man proceeds to ejaculate into the shit and shove it back into the woman's ass with his dick

james made a crème egg with megan

crème egg by XnDuckscx May 2, 2026

Creme Egg 

When a man ejaculates into another's poo. When the victim goes to the toilet next there will be semen seeping from their shit.

While on the toilet after a long night of anal sex, Wendy noticed that Phil's semen was in her poop. She had been Creme Egg'd

Creme Egg by Pshicko May 16, 2011

creme egg 

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim

"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"

creme egg by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019

Creme Egg 

The use of a creme egg as a sex toy
Ease the egg into the vsginal melting pot and wait ... and a bit longer ... and a little bit longer ... then explore with the tongue until the melted egg spills it's contents then the fun begins.

Slide in the Creme Egg, melt it and lick it out, it's messy but someone has to do it.

Creme Egg by Lord Barmpot & Lady Fruitcake February 25, 2009

creme egg 

giving, an act of love

"dude, i just gave her a creme egg!"

creme egg by loveeyouregg April 26, 2009

Creme Egg 

A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.

Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!

Creme Egg by Darv Shamber-Layne March 24, 2010

creme egg spoon 

(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.

rich - oh no not again!!!

girl (or boy) - whats happened?

Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.

creme egg spoon by mr spoon1 November 2, 2012