Definitions by chunkyjizzmonkey

creme egg 

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim

"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"

creme egg by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019