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cpenis by non.mari.user November 23, 2021
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cenis
Car penis
So... you know the movie Cars, right? And you know how there's baby cars? Yeah, they have baby cars in the movie Cars. Like a small car that grows bigger. Now when a- when a boy car loves a girl car, they make a baby car. To do that ...... they need a- they need a CUSSY. You need a- ...the cussy is where the car comes from. C- it's a c- it's a car pussy. It's a car pussy. Therefore a cenis is simply a car penis. like the c for Car and enis from pENIS make cenis
So... you know the movie Cars, right? And you know how there's baby cars? Yeah, they have baby cars in the movie Cars. Like a small car that grows bigger. Now when a- when a boy car loves a girl car, they make a baby car. To do that ...... they need a- they need a CUSSY. You need a- ...the cussy is where the car comes from. C- it's a c- it's a car pussy. It's a car pussy. Therefore a cenis is simply a car penis. like the c for Car and enis from pENIS make cenis
clenis maximus
The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.
I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus
clenis maximus by Joseph William B May 12, 2009
Chenis
Chenis by Sam Morrison December 21, 2003
Clenis
Clenis by Baseball Fury January 19, 2005
Clenis
Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.
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