cpenis

is mari

cpenis is mari

cpenis by non.mari.user November 23, 2021

cenis

Car penis
So... you know the movie Cars, right? And you know how there's baby cars? Yeah, they have baby cars in the movie Cars. Like a small car that grows bigger. Now when a- when a boy car loves a girl car, they make a baby car. To do that ...... they need a- they need a CUSSY. You need a- ...the cussy is where the car comes from. C- it's a c- it's a car pussy. It's a car pussy. Therefore a cenis is simply a car penis. like the c for Car and enis from pENIS make cenis

Person 1: You already know sally's cussy was probably grippin'
Person 2: Bro but like lightning mcqueen probably had MAD cenis is he was pullin that typa bumber!

cenis by bouis November 29, 2021

clenis maximus 

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.

I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus

clenis maximus by Joseph William B May 12, 2009

Chenis 

A fleshy foot and a half penis shaped extension surgically added to your chin.

The drum major had to order a special chin strap to accomodate his sweet chenis.

Chenis by Sam Morrison December 21, 2003

Chenise

A girl who writes her name on all her things so no one steals them. They usually get pissed at the weirdest things and might stab you with a knife.. so beware.

Wow chenise thats a nice.. AH she stabbed me with a knife again.

Chenise by Fbuzz February 6, 2010

Clenis 

Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.

'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"

Clenis by Baseball Fury January 19, 2005

Clenis 

Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.

In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.

Clenis by blunted September 8, 2003