coxex 

A female penis

"Paula has a big meaty coxex"

coxex by Katie Menton June 23, 2003

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition

One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition

According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

coxen 

A jocular plural form of the word сock.
It was invented by a famous videogame-reviewer AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) and first appeared in his video "You Know What's Bullshit!? - Word Pronunciations."

1. "..and everyone who objects shut the hell up and suck our coxen."
2. The alien's coxen were wigwagging keeping the girl gaped in awe.
3. I am a teenage girl and I like big black coxen.
4. "Suck my coxen, dude."
5. Oxen with coxen.

coxen by SirLantsevrot May 13, 2015

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One 

There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two

According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One 

Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.

The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two

According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Cotexter 

The passenger that texts for the driver because they obviously shouldn't be texting & driving. This is especially helpful on a road trip, when you are behind the wheel for long periods of time.

I (a female) was driving on a very long trip & my sister was texting me. I asked my husband to answer her. He sent the reply and after several texts were exchanged he told her l was driving & that he was the cotexter for me so she would know.

Cotexter by beth ellen December 12, 2012

covexcuse 

When you need an excuse and blame it on Covid-19

I didn’t want to go to her party so I made up a covexcuse.

covexcuse by BlkShpBuddha July 27, 2020