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CowTail 

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when you're masterbating and all of a sudden you have explosive diarrhea. Hence the mixture of the brown and white colors of the Cowtail Candy.
I was spanking it to a picture of your sister last night and totally got CowTail.
CowTail by Joe Tulsey March 13, 2010
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cowtail 

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a cowtail is when a female sticks a cowtail up their partners ass and then rips it out and it makes a hole in his/her ass
Becky did the cowtail to sam and his ass hurts really bad
cowtail by Boukie January 25, 2021
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Related Words
Columbian Cowtail • strawberry cowtail • cow tail • coctail weiner • CowTales Corndog • cowtalk • Jizzterine Coctail • Russian cow tail • scottish coktail • sea cow tail

strawberry cowtail 

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When you have sex with a girl during her menstruation, then do her in the ass and finish in it.
I gave my girlfriend a strawberry cowtail last night.
strawberry cowtail by BrenHalo January 29, 2009
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Columbian Cowtail 

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The act of putting party drugs under ones foreskin.
I tried the Columbian cowtail ,and now I forgot how to pee
Columbian Cowtail by MaliciousBohab March 10, 2023
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Jizzterine Coctail 

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The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.
Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.
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scottish coktail 

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putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out
i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka
scottish coktail by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008
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coctail weiner 

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1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult
1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!
coctail weiner by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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