When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.
Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.