cowin'

a chicken ass white guy trying to hit a nigga'

white guy: hey wanna fight you god damn nigga'
black guy: bring it,for all you know i dont have a knife
white guy: umm i uhh i cant my fish uhh needs to be watered
black guy: that crackas just cowin',what a pussy

by none of yo buisness August 21, 2006

cowin

West Midland term for not very good:
opposite of crackin.

"raining again ay It?"
"Ar, Its cowin out here"

by El Cholo February 2, 2004

cowin' lush

A mixture of the words cowin' and lush, this is a South Wales word, largely used in Swansea. It is used to describe something that is particularly amazing or attractive.

"Oh, have you seen that new girl? She's cowin' lush she is!"

or

"Oh ger a load of this ice cream. It's cowin' lush!"

by L Bobbins March 6, 2009

cowin' hangin'

A pair of adejectives, cowin and hangin, which, when used together, refer to a person or object as being remarkably unattractive.

Commonly used in South Wales, first encountered by the author in the Swansea area.

"Hey have you seen that Tom Hanks?"

"Yeah, ohmigod he's cowin' hangin'!"

"Yeah, he has a face like a duck's arse!"

by w00fdawg November 6, 2005

surgically cowinated

When advanced freakish science/medical malpractice is practiced upon an individual to render them unto the form of a cow, in varying degrees of accuracy, likeness, functionality and general success.

It appeared to huey that his own son had foregone the rectum replacement and in it's stead, had gone and rendered him "surgically cowinated..."

by Kittenpuncher February 25, 2022

Josh Cowin

Josh Cowin is a very poggers guy who is interested in Cerwah and sleeps in a bunk bed and has aids

I am feeling like josh Cowin today

by urbanz3 September 15, 2021