cowincedence

something that is unexpected that happens without any cause.

"Zoe and Mary wearing the same shirt today is just a mear cowincedence.

by poppy7787 September 26, 2008

cowincedence

A "two things just happening to go down at once" event dat is disturbing, humiliating, etc, and thus causes you to scrunch up your eyelids in response.

Tiffany had finally begun to feel comfy with resting her face on my bare butt, and had actually started to "snuggle up" to me back there, but then in my resulting excitement, I inadvertently "blew a love-puff" right in her face --- what a cranky cowincedence!

by QuacksO May 26, 2021

korean coincidence

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.

Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.

by enderkin June 29, 2008

baked coincidence

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

by benny the baker April 2, 2009

There is no such thing as a coincidence

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

by trademarks July 6, 2021

The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

cypriot coincidence

when you hear something for the first time, and then almost immediately hear it again.

9AM: "hey, did you hear Jill is going to Cyprus for her honeymoon? Cypriots are hot!"

thinking...wow, I never realized that people from Cyprus are called Cypriots

12PM: "Let's go to that restaurant that has Cypriot food..."

shocked... i just learned the word today! what a cypriot coincidence!

by fluggerbug July 20, 2009