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cowboy cock 

A cock described to be large in size and girth, but in reality its as small as the confidence that pushes it.
I gave her the goal ol Cowboy Cock last night.
cowboy cock by Cuntr3y Giirrl March 5, 2017
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cock cowboy 

One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.
Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.

Old man: ....?

cock cowboy 

see popeholden or john_ob
them two little fellers are a coupla a cock cowboys
cock cowboy by greasy mcfister February 13, 2005

cock-sucking cowboy 

Delicious cocktail of butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's irish cream on top. Prepared as a shot and drunk in one hit.
Two cock-sucking cowboys barkeep!

cock-sucking cowboy 

in a shot glass, half-fill with Baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps. intended to be downed quickly, like a shot of vodka. supposed to incite some kind of lewd repartee between you and the bartender.

also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.
(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"

(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."

Cowboy Cocksucker 

1.) An alcoholic drink, usually served in a shot - made from Bailey's, Kahlua, and buttershots (sometimes with vodka)

2.) The two main characters from the movie "Brokeback Mountain"
1.) When she got to the bar, Lacy ordered a Cowboy Cocksucker.

2.) The characters from "Brokeback Mountain" could also be called cowboy cocksuckers.

cock sucking cowboys

really cool guys. Or real cool dinks.. Lots of cream with khulia & vodka. Looks like Keith Urban.
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