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cowbitch 

A cross-dressing country and western singer.
Oh man I heard a cowbitch is playing at the open mic night, can't wait to ogle their giant fake tittles and fondle their lasso.
cowbitch by Arr2036 March 17, 2023

cowbixch 

COWBIXCH IS A SPAM ACC, SOMEONE SEND HELP COWBIXCH HAS ME IN HIS CLOSET AND WONT LET ME OUT, HE FEEDS ME CACA AND PISS AND WONT LET ME OUT IM STUCK HERE WITH DALION SOMEONE SEND HELP - fruity xx
Cowbixch is a flop
cowbixch by Fruity.slurpee June 21, 2021

combitcherating 

Extremely negative commiserating between two individuals
The other mom and I were combitcherating over the school fundraiser on Facebook.

cow bitch 

a word used to describe a woman who royally screws up a lot of things or makes you really angry or ticked off
"Look... there's that cow bitch that messed up my hair cut, MOOOOOO COW BITCH!!!!"
cow bitch by Nat the Bat June 13, 2008

Cowbitches 

another word used to describe the Dallas Cowboys. They are one of the most bitchiest teams in the NFL with one of the gayest QB's doing butt stuff with his receivers in the locker room. The receivers like to catch his balls.
Man did you see how bad the cowbitches did against the Steelers. What another letdown.
Cowbitches by nothingwashere September 21, 2017

Dallas Cowbitches 

Slang used by Redskins fans, especially in the DMV to refer to the Dallas Cowboys football team.
Man, Homo Romo and the Dallas Cowbitches suck.
Dallas Cowbitches by DCBOY301 August 24, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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