A single woman looking for a man to help raise her kid.

Much like how a cowbird lays the egg in the nest of another bird, and those birds will raise the cowbird.

So I met this chick and took her out, but after talking to her, realized she was a cowbird.

cowbird by Agouti23 December 12, 2010

Related Words

cowbitch • cowbit • Dallas Cowbitches • Cow bite • cowbixch • cowtits • combitchin' • Corbit • Cowbio • cowbird

reverse cowsit

reverse cowgirl in which the woman is too heavy to move in an optimally pleasing manner

Damn gurl, give me that reverse cowsit, I mean cowgirl, with that phat ass

reverse cowsit by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

cowbixch

COWBIXCH IS A SPAM ACC, SOMEONE SEND HELP COWBIXCH HAS ME IN HIS CLOSET AND WONT LET ME OUT, HE FEEDS ME CACA AND PISS AND WONT LET ME OUT IM STUCK HERE WITH DALION SOMEONE SEND HELP - fruity xx

Cowbixch is a flop

cowbixch by Fruity.slurpee June 21, 2021

combitcherating

Extremely negative commiserating between two individuals

The other mom and I were combitcherating over the school fundraiser on Facebook.

combitcherating by Muppetsonarampage January 2, 2016

Cowbitches

another word used to describe the Dallas Cowboys. They are one of the most bitchiest teams in the NFL with one of the gayest QB's doing butt stuff with his receivers in the locker room. The receivers like to catch his balls.

Man did you see how bad the cowbitches did against the Steelers. What another letdown.

Cowbitches by nothingwashere September 21, 2017

CowbiO

Guy 1 "Yo dude I heard that CowbiO guy got on yesterday?"

Guy 2 "Yea bro he ate all of our asses with the awlpike"

Basically the best warband player you've ever seen, also the best DayZ player you've ever seen

Yo CowbiO is such a fucking giga chad

CowbiO by CowbiO December 25, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026