cowbird 

A single woman looking for a man to help raise her kid.

Much like how a cowbird lays the egg in the nest of another bird, and those birds will raise the cowbird.

So I met this chick and took her out, but after talking to her, realized she was a cowbird.

cowbird by Agouti23 December 12, 2010

cowbird 

Someone who constantly mooches from other people, even when he/she has money of their own.

Don't give that scammer a free cigarette; he's a cowbird.

cowbird by bobistheowl October 3, 2017

Combirdable

A dark entity originating from the void. Combirdable takes the form of a human male and is wanted in every country for war crimes. He is also extremely prone to sexual violence and will rape and mangle his victims. Watch out, dudes.

Randy2: "Yo dude, did you hear Combirdable escaped Alcatraz?"
Scarejack556: Yeah, dude, I'm nervous that he's going to go on a rape spree again."
MuddyHarpy: "Guys, I think someone is at my door."

Combirdable by Scarejack556 August 24, 2023

coweird 

A blending of the words cool and weird. Pronounced cah-weer-duh

Regina Spektor is so coweird!

coweird by euphoricgloom April 4, 2011

Coweirdo 

Coweirdo one who a coward and a weirdo.

The police captured coweirdo the person who would threaten people face to face. Then run away calling the police on you. The coweirdo t he'd look through his victims windows at night.

Coweirdo by Reeeetaaaad October 30, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022