cowbird

A single woman looking for a man to help raise her kid.

Much like how a cowbird lays the egg in the nest of another bird, and those birds will raise the cowbird.

So I met this chick and took her out, but after talking to her, realized she was a cowbird.

by Agouti23 December 12, 2010

cowbird

Someone who constantly mooches from other people, even when he/she has money of their own.

Don't give that scammer a free cigarette; he's a cowbird.

by bobistheowl October 3, 2017

Combirdable

A dark entity originating from the void. Combirdable takes the form of a human male and is wanted in every country for war crimes. He is also extremely prone to sexual violence and will rape and mangle his victims. Watch out, dudes.

Randy2: "Yo dude, did you hear Combirdable escaped Alcatraz?"
Scarejack556: Yeah, dude, I'm nervous that he's going to go on a rape spree again."
MuddyHarpy: "Guys, I think someone is at my door."

by Scarejack556 August 24, 2023

coweird

A blending of the words cool and weird. Pronounced cah-weer-duh

Regina Spektor is so coweird!

by euphoricgloom April 4, 2011

Coweirdo

Coweirdo one who a coward and a weirdo.

The police captured coweirdo the person who would threaten people face to face. Then run away calling the police on you. The coweirdo t he'd look through his victims windows at night.

by Reeeetaaaad October 30, 2023