Cow Bite

The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.

"OH MY GOD, it's SWARTZIE! He's got Mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!"

by Steve Jantz November 25, 2007

Cow Bite

When you pinch someone using the entire length of your thumb and forefinger.

I want to cow bite your cheeks so hard!

by brownthumb January 19, 2015

Cow bite

The act in which you grab a female's vagina and twist.

Yesterday in school, I gave Cady Andrews a Cow bite.

by Mike December 8, 2004