cowbeaf 

The absolute pinnacle of the human race💯

"Yo did you see cowbeaf at the game last week?"

"Yea he was wearing a pair of shorts under his ankle length shorts."
"What a beast."
"I think you meant.. 'what a cowbeaf.'"

cowbeaf by Dexterahwhatt April 20, 2018

cowbean 

a term used to describe those mexican cowboys you see everywhere

I was walking down the street when I spotted an old pick-up with two cowbeans inside.

cowbean by big Philly September 8, 2003

Cowbear 

The Cowbear is the most annoying item to get in Katamari Forever and We <3 Katamari. You must be at least 8 meters to pick it up...

See katamari for example of Cowbear

Cowbear by Sildric February 28, 2010

cowbear 

A person that spreads misinformation and double downs on their wrong information, despite being proven they are wrong.

guy: COVID is like the flu
30 people: you're wrong and this is why you're wrong
guy: I'm still right
30 other people: no you're a fucking cowbear you dumb ass cowbear

cowbear by notniwa November 9, 2021

Cowbear 

A cowbear is a special cross breed, kinda like werewolves, they are cows until a dire situation demands the bear side of them to be revealed. Often seen high in the mountains. Mostly black cowbears, but also the occasional Scottish cowbear and brown cowbear. The personality of a cow but all the fierce of a bear. Although, rumors say there may be a bit of pig DNA in their genes as well. These cowbears can be very dangerous when thier young are around so it would be smart to keep your distance . They also display the appearance of the cow and we humans rarely see or encounter them during the shifting procces. I have heard they are very loving creatures and express themselves with changes in vocal tones. Over 330 different moos. Growls and attacks have not been reported.

night." She exclaimed. But honestly we're tough cowbears, nobody really messes with a cow bear, especially if our Cubs around.

Cowbear by The_Skyeacorn August 25, 2022