Cowbear

The Cowbear is the most annoying item to get in Katamari Forever and We <3 Katamari. You must be at least 8 meters to pick it up...

See katamari for example of Cowbear

by Sildric February 28, 2010

cowbear

A person that spreads misinformation and double downs on their wrong information, despite being proven they are wrong.

guy: COVID is like the flu
30 people: you're wrong and this is why you're wrong
guy: I'm still right
30 other people: no you're a fucking cowbear you dumb ass cowbear

by notniwa November 9, 2021

Cowbear

A cowbear is a special cross breed, kinda like werewolves, they are cows until a dire situation demands the bear side of them to be revealed. Often seen high in the mountains. Mostly black cowbears, but also the occasional Scottish cowbear and brown cowbear. The personality of a cow but all the fierce of a bear. Although, rumors say there may be a bit of pig DNA in their genes as well. These cowbears can be very dangerous when thier young are around so it would be smart to keep your distance . They also display the appearance of the cow and we humans rarely see or encounter them during the shifting procces. I have heard they are very loving creatures and express themselves with changes in vocal tones. Over 330 different moos. Growls and attacks have not been reported.

night." She exclaimed. But honestly we're tough cowbears, nobody really messes with a cow bear, especially if our Cubs around.

by The_Skyeacorn August 25, 2022

colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

by Larry S September 15, 2007

Claire Colbear

The best YouTuber ever known to man. She can make you laugh so hard in such little time. She also has a hit song, "Bust Down Big Claire." She is so pretty also and is so nice. She is the best human being on the planet and deserves to live forever.

"Hey did you see Claire Colbear's new youtube video?"
"Ya! She is so cool!"

by bigmike2015 May 23, 2019

Colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

by Larry S January 2, 2009

cowbean

a term used to describe those mexican cowboys you see everywhere

I was walking down the street when I spotted an old pick-up with two cowbeans inside.

by big Philly September 8, 2003