Son: dad, are me n' Caden couz-bros?
Dad: no, of course not why would you think that?
Son: cuz mom said aunt krystel's kid is your son too.
Dad: well fuck...

couz-bros by Elsavago February 28, 2020

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couze

Generally relaxed term referencing the female vagina; however, in a negative context, can be a deadly adjective.

(good): I had a great night but now my couze is a little sore.
(bad): My boss wouldn't be so bad, except she acts like the biggest couze, making work suck-ass!

couze by Couze-tastic April 13, 2008

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ball couzie

fill a cup with water, place your ball sack into the cup and have your significant other blow bubbles in the cup with a straw

This girl denied me a blow job, but she gave me a ball couzie instead.

ball couzie by txiw263 March 1, 2011

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Wayne Couzens

The world's worst police officer. Even worse than Derek Chauvin. He was a London Metropolitan police officer. He was found guilty of kidnap, rape and murder after using his police issued warrant card to deceive an innocent woman and fake arresting her for a lockdown breach. He was handed a whole-life order meaning that he will die in prison and he will never be considered for release in his whole life due to the fact that he betrayed the public by using his role as a police officer to carry out his atrocious set of crimes.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear the national news about how Wayne Couzens got a whole-life order?
Person 2: Yeah, moronic piece of crap! Bet he'll be out in 20 years though and spend the rest of his life on licence.
Person 1: No, this whole-life order means that he can never be considered for release meaning he'll die in prison.
Person 2: Really? Hell yeah screw that little scumbag! Can't wait to watch him rot away in hell!

Wayne Couzens by Justice1237 November 27, 2021

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