Couzzle

Couzzle: compound pronoun (i think) combining the two words "cousin", and "puzzle" term for a person or group of people related due to inbreeding, whether it be severe generational deformation, or merely a chance distant relation among peers

Person1: Hey did you hear about Sierra and Jared?

Person2: no? What's up?

Person1: well... word on the street is that they're couzzels!!!

Person2: what that's crazy

Person1: yeah, and when Sierra marries Michael, Jared and Michael will be related as well !

Person2: well now that means when Jared and jenna get married she will be couzzle to Michael and Sierra also!!

by Bert's berd July 1, 2024

Chuzzler

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.

Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.

by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020

cuzzle

cuddle + nuzzle
(hold close in one's arms as a way of showing love or affection) + (rub or push against gently with the nose and mouth)

"Hey Josh! Come back home soon. I really want to cuzzle up with you!"

"I love cuzzling with you."

by April Dylan August 2, 2016

Chuzzle

The act of two men rubbing their beards gently and affectionately against one another, like two cats nuzzling.

(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)

Oh man, I was at a party the other night, and my boyfriend chuzzled this guy with an amazing beard, and it was delightful.

by Britbacca May 7, 2019

Cozzle

To get cozy by cuddling.

Dude...no homo...but we should totally cozzle for warmth.

by Aww Yeahh!! February 13, 2010

Cuzzlebums

A word to describe two completley awesome cousins! They literally do everything together! Very alike and off there heads!

Awww vicki, your the best cuzzlebum a girl could ask for! We are cuzzlebums forever

by Emmett gregoooryyy May 29, 2010

chuzzle

the act of giving head with pop rocks and soda in the mouth

Amanda wants to chuzzle Shaant becuase he is in a band.

by envious77 June 20, 2008