courtlic 

the action using tongue in a vagina to make a woman horny

The woman payed me $10 dollars for a courtlic.

courtlic by Henry F. August 28, 2008

Courtice Secondary School

Want some weed?
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.

Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.

We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.

People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.

Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs

Me: *Goes to CSS*
Also me: RIIIIIIII

Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet

Courtice Secondary School by Thotianna69420 April 2, 2019

courtlix 

The (annoying) ship created by those in the STAY fandom putting Felix and a fan together because they would “look cute together.”

It’s basically the herpes of ships to the fan, no matter what, it always comes back to haunt her.

Person one : hey mate, what’s your ult ship in skz?

Person two : courtlix man !!

Person one : bro no. Changlix for the win.

courtlix by TheCourtlixGirl September 13, 2018

Courtice 

Possibly the most boring town in Canada.
Located in southern Ontario.
Basically the landing zone for new parents,
If you're going to Durham, good luck getting out of courtice.
Courtice has zero identity, and is full of Hollister/Abercrombie wearing tools.
If you want to have kids and ruin their lives, Courtice is the place to go!

1.
"Where you from?"
"Oshawa"
"Ohh.. really?"
"No, but for christ sakes at least oshawa stuff to do"

2. (GUARANTEE ANSWER)
"Where you from?
"Uhhh, this town called courtice.."
"Never heard of it"
"you know oshawa, you know bowmanville"
"yeah"
"yeah we're that space in between"

Courtice by fmlfmlfml7777777 April 30, 2010

Courticles 

One that is gay and or looks like a slutty bird.

Eww did you see that courticles? yeah she is soo slutty and looks like a bird.

Courticles by lilyusk123 April 11, 2011

Courtlin 

Is one known to laugh a lot. Courtlins love to make people laugh until they're rolling on the floor. Courtlins don't know what they have until it is gone and often takes advantage of what they has. Courtlins are very spoiled but people love them all the same. Courtlins are very unique people and if you compliment her and give all your attention towards her 24/7, she will be your best friend. Courtlins often get insecure and they need to have attention towards them at all times or they get lonely. They can be the happiest or the saddest people alive, and they are pessimistic. Courtlins love to be different but don't like it to be constantly pointed out. Courtlins are the best friends you can ever get, as long as you don't brag, spread rumors, or anything else negative. then they will make the biggest scene. Courtlins are so funny and most of the time they are blonde. They are very selfless people and love to be around people, but like to be alone as well. They care about others way more than they should. They're randomness will make you laugh so hard.

wow, that girl is so unique and random, she reminds me of a Courtlin!

Courtlin by namedefinertrolo August 13, 2011

COURTICE 

also known as hicktown, hickville, and bumfuck, its the most unknown town in Ontario, or quite possible Canada.
other than Leamington.

a suburban community located in Ontario, Canada settled 60 km east of Toronto, adjacent to Oshawa (where most of the crack in Ontario comes from, also known as the Shwa), and west of Bowmanville.

mostly consists of elementary schools:
EMILY STOWE
LYDIA TRULLS
G.J. MACGILLIVRAY
COURTICE NORTH
COURTICE SOUTH
MOTHER TERESA (catholic)
GOOD SHEPHERD (catholic)

and two high schools:
COURTICE SECONDARY
HOLY TRINITY (catholic)

this towns pretty gay.
we all go to Oshawa for shopping at the Oshawa Centre.
But we call it the OC to make us feel better about our lame lives.
the closest movie theatre is in bowmanville.
either that or you can go to the AMC in Whitby and at least it makes it worth your trip.
dont move here if you dont want people to know you're going out with your best friends brother.

ACTUAL CONVERSATION.
--
sean: hey
KAYTIE: helloo.
sean: whats up
KAYTIE: nothing, you?
sean: chillin on my non hick town
sean: im sorry but courtice is too easy to make fun of
KAYTIE: not really
sean: ya it is cuz its so small and insignificant
KAYTIE: its so small and awesome
sean: the shwa is crazy
sean?: i guess ive just always lived in the city
KAYTIE: i was born in toronto, but that doesnt change anything
sean: toronto is the greatest
KAYTIE: it is
sean: courtice sucks, toronto has way more to do
KAYTIE: i actually agree to that.
sean: but i went trick or treating in pickering at my grandmas house to be safe
sean: but pickering is turning ghetto now too
KAYTIE: i never liked pickering
KAYTIE: or bowmanville
sean: bowmanville is better then courtice
KAYTIE: no way
sean: they have the duck race :)
KAYTIE: AWESOME
KAYTIE: okay we're going to a duck race together, and i dont care what you say.
sean: lmao

COURTICE by KAYTIEISSKETCHY November 29, 2006