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Court Jester from Queens 

A popular nickname for Donald long before he became the 45th POTUS.
Although he’s always sold tabloids with salacious headlines and even dropped into the role of POTUS somehow, the New York elite has never accepted him as anything but the Court Jester from Queens.

Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.
Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."
Court Jester by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."
court jester by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009

Court Jester

The simultaneous fisting of a females vaginal and rectal cavity.

Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
I just gave my old lady the court jester and now she's walking like she shit out a watermelon
Court Jester by keepfrosty October 10, 2009
means anal toe love, where someone inserts the toe into the anus for pleasure and then licks the aforementioned toe
Becky, lets pull a Courtster, take off my sock!

courtmyster 

courtmyster means that they love you and they wanna pinch ur cheeks and wanna hold u like a baby and they want to treat you like ur a little child again and give you lovings and kisses every single day, afternoon, and night
i love courtmyster
courtmyster by nottreall November 20, 2021