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Court Jester from Queens
Although he’s always sold tabloids with salacious headlines and even dropped into the role of POTUS somehow, the New York elite has never accepted him as anything but the Court Jester from Queens.
Court Jester from Queens by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020
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Court Jester
A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."
Literally, the entertainer of the King.
Literally, the entertainer of the King.
Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"
Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."
Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."
Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."
Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."
Court Jester by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007
court jester
a silly sex act:
1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.
4. finally, proclaim to said female
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.
4. finally, proclaim to said female
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
court jester by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009
Court Jester
The simultaneous fisting of a females vaginal and rectal cavity.
Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
Court Jester by keepfrosty October 10, 2009
courtster
means anal toe love, where someone inserts the toe into the anus for pleasure and then licks the aforementioned toe
courtster by A dedicated courtster April 5, 2004
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