courdle

Bad ass family that likes to drink beer, fight wars, and don't take shit from anybody. Family first!!

Those Courdle boys sure can drink!

by Dig'em January 20, 2017

Cordless Screwdriver

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

by Gearls December 20, 2008

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.

Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.

by Broha January 6, 2009

Churdley

A wet, sonorous fart.

Dude, you better check your shorts 'cause that fart was churdley.

by Ricky Dominguez August 22, 2008

curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

by docter cockter March 3, 2014

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.

Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog

by P0JI December 25, 2011

Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.

I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

by TastyChunks January 7, 2010