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County Fair 

When someone places their hand in the back pocket of their significant others' jeans as they walk beside them. Often seen at county fairs: boyfriends walking around with their hand in the opposite pocket of their girlfriend's pants.
"Did you see the rednecks over there?
"They're all rednecks. You need to be more specific."
"The one where the boy is totally giving the county fair to the girl."
County Fair by captain__obvious September 7, 2013
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County Fair 

The old time county fairs, that still survive (primarily in upstate new york). Cow, chicken, goat, sheep and vegetable contests, caramel apples, cotton candy, and a great big ferris wheel can all be seen. 4H sells milkshakes, there are bumper cars, rides, and good, old fashioned fun!
Betty's raspberry jam won first place at the county fair!
County Fair by Mingreyy September 1, 2005

County-fair-it 

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.
"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?
County-fair-it by BluderFly August 2, 2008

Wasco County Fair 

When a cow takes a dump on your chest.
That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?

pine county fair 

The ultimate county fair experience north of Antarctica. Located in pine city mn this white trash derby haven represents a national holiday for anyone within the county.
COUSIN 1"I was in the derby at the pine county fair, wanna fuck?"
COUSIN 2 "shit yeah!!"
pine county fair by Rufuer June 23, 2016

orange county fair 

A cool fair that runs in july of every year in middletown new york.
"will see you there at the orange county fair!"
orange county fair by DOwnwithlove September 2, 2004

Waukegan county fair 

When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off
I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me
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