counturbating 

Literally countryballs porn. Basically its country and masturbating combined and that turns into counturbating.

Guy: im watching counturbating!
Guy 2: but why
Guy: because its hot!
Guy 2: good for you now stay away from me

counturbating by ThatMiiModder9000 November 17, 2021

Counterhating 

The act of defending someone from a hater by counterhating. (countering the hate)
Counterhating is usually done by a friend who delights in pwning, slamming and serving people ( haters ) who hate on the counterhater's friends, family, etc. Mostly, this action is seen on Formspring. Counterhating is done mostly on Formspring by a Formspring Hero, anonymously, and unanonymously.

-on Formspring-

Hater:you wear tights and shorts it looks fucking nasty because your legs are all mishapen and shit. So yeah thats basically 3 things you posed in a time of one year. pathetic.

Friend: get over yourself

Counterhater: HEY HATER. YEA YOU. THE MAYOR OF NEW HATE CITY JUST CALLED. THEY WANT YOU TO POSE FOR THE NEW STATUE THATS BEING BUILT IN FRONT OF THE HATERS' HALL OF FAME. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SUCH A HATING HATEFUL HATER YOU HATEFUL HATEFILLED HATER. GO HATE SOMEONE YOU MOTHERHATER.

Friend: xD again with the comebacks >:D

Counterhater: I love Counterhating~ In fact i love it so much, that i think ill define it on UD~ hmmmm yesh~ its not defined yet! ITS MINEEEEEEEEE

Counterhating by Kashew~ August 28, 2010

Consturbating 

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

Consturbating by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022

Counterbaiting

1. v When someone tries to bait you but you see their bait so you bait them while they think they're baiting you

2. v A sex positon in which the sub performs oral while having fruit loops inserted into their rectum

You just got fucking counterbaited fr
Im counterbaiting the sHIT out of this dude.

Counterbaiting by Puremask August 3, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019