countrycel

a person who has no life because they live in the rural United States, far away from urban civilization. these people wish for nothing more than to experience the urban lifestyle, to live in a walkable city where they can experience a more diverse cultural landscape and actually go to social events to meet other people like themselves, which can be perceived as exceedingly rare or absent in rural areas.

particularly common with queer people and kids who came home after attending college in a big city.

"told a countrycel I live within walking distance of an art house theatre and they had an aneurysm and died"

countrycel by struggle_succubus December 23, 2022

countryballs 

A special genre of memes in which countries are represented by spheres with their respective flags on them(except for a couple cases where certain countries are allowed different shapes, such as Nepal and Kazakhstan. It creates humor by stereotyping each country with common problems. It is the general rule of thumb in the genre that players write in "Engrish(example-"I of wantings to talk to you!")" for countryballs that do not speak English naturally.
Gags include
-Greece not paying debts to Germany
-Poland cannot into space
-China using XiXiXiXi instead of HaHaHaHa
-Sweden taking over all of the world in a world-ending event known commonly as the Börkpocalypse.("Börk Börk")
-Germany having trouble from keeping itself from reverting back to Nazism
-the Reichtangle, a rectangular character that is the supposed "Fourth Reich", and is obsessed with anschluss, often destroying its neighbors in fits of anschluss.
-Finland being drunk
-The USA must always be wearing shades, unless it is pre-American-Spanish war
-Britain must always wear a top hat
-Poland's flag being upside down(don't ask why, its one of the great mysteries of the Earth)"
-Many others
for more information, look up "countryballs"
these comics also go by the name of Polandball.

Swedenball: Börk
Norwayball: I don't understa...
Swedenball: BÖRK
*Norwayball's flag is overrun by the blue background and yellow cross of great Sweden*
Norwayball: NAHHHAHHHAHAAAaaa.... Börk?
Swedenball: Börk Börk
Norwayball: Börk
All the other countryballs: Oh dear god.... Its happening.

countryballs by LookItUpOnUrbanDictionarh June 3, 2017

countrygold 

An older man around ages 75-90 who pursues online relationships with younger women, generally prefers the ages 18-29. He'll rub his wrinkled old cock on skype and ask if they would like to lick his "Country Gold".

"Cmere Sarah and get you some "CountryGold" from Grandpa Gale."

countrygold by OGTroll June 6, 2013

Countrysexual

Countrysexual can be used to describe someone who is sexually attracted to countries, be it the physical countries, Countryhumans, Countryballs, or the anime Hetalia. Countries have no factual genders, so this term gender neutral.

A: "Did you hear that C is countrysexual?"
B: "Oh, you mean they love countries?"
A: "Yeah, they're a huge fan of England from Hetalia!"

A: "C is countrysexual, they said so yesterday."
B: "Sorry, what's countrysexual?"
A: "Oh, C just likes countries on a non-platonic love level!"

Countrysexual by thatonecountrypsycho July 22, 2019

countryball 

1) A type of animation using countries (usually represented as people) and usually realistic wars between them. Countyballs are quite satiric and rely mostly on stereotypes. For example, in the countryball animations by "No Idea Animations", Poland cleans Toilets for England, Russia likes vodka and AK-47s, and France likes frog legs, wine, and baguettes. In countryballs, the following flags are usually flipped over: Poland, Indonesia, and Monaco (however, Monaco and other microstates aren't used often). Some countries, like Kazakhstan, are bricks.

2) A ball that you buy from the store (like a soccer ball) but with a picture of a country or country flag as its design.

1) Why is it that microstates aren't used often in countryballs?
2) Wanna play soccer with my new countryball at the weekend today?

countryball by AnimationGamer November 15, 2017

Countryballs 

Countryballs The Best Thing In The World And If You Disrespect Countryballs I Will Fucking Rip Ur Head Off.

man countryballs are amazing

Nice, countryball animation!

Countryballs by SomeGuyOnlineCalledTodo March 21, 2019

countrysexual

The redneck opposite of metrosexual.

Joe just came back from a hunting trip. He's wearing his countrysexual outfit.

countrysexual by Prosseroo December 31, 2007