A: "Did you hear that C is countrysexual?"
B: "Oh, you mean they love countries?"
A: "Yeah, they're a huge fan of England from Hetalia!"

A: "C is countrysexual, they said so yesterday."
B: "Sorry, what's countrysexual?"
A: "Oh, C just likes countries on a non-platonic love level!"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Joe just came back from a hunting trip. He's wearing his countrysexual outfit.

Jim likes to drive his atv through the back woods in his flip flops and capri pants. He's a real country sexual.

Paul looks smart, sophisticated and stylish while he chops wood in his plaid button down (by Gap) and boot cut jeans (by Seven). A true Country Sexual.