Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

Country Ham by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008

country baked cunt ham 

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

country baked cunt ham by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007

country hammers 

A huge rack, or monster breasts!!!

That chick has her country hammers on display tonight! Best tit's in the fuckin house!!

country hammers by tgriff79 April 18, 2008

CountryHumans 

A fandom that encompasses countries, states, cities and general country subdivisions and personifies them as humanoid characters with their heads decorated with the entity's flag. While countries are the most commonly drawn, the fandom's subcategories (cities etc.) are drawn too, following the same rules of representation - decorated with their flag and a stereotypical personality. For example, Russia's obsession for vodka and Belarus's love for potatoes.

The relations of the CountryHuman characters depend, in most cases, mainly on their real-world relations and on historical events. But this is not always the case, as Russia and America's ship (RusAme) takes up a huge portion of this fandom even though it really makes no sense in the real world.

Person 1: Do you know what CountryHumans is?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: ORLY? It's all over the internet these days.

CountryHumans by tapulele November 8, 2019

Countryhumans 

Originating from Polandball / countryballs , they are the personified stereotypes of each country, and each country has the proportions of a human, unlike countryballs. ex. Britain wears a monocle and a suit with a top hat and drinks unhealthy amounts of tea.

The fandom has received backlash because they have been accused of romanticizing certain countries and events, like Nazi Germany, and WW2.

The fandom has grown exponentially and has a large fan base of Russian , English, and Spanish speaking people, with other nationalities as well. They were first invented by Russian artists.
It has no relation to Hetalia.

"My favorite Countryhuman is Ukraine."
"Many compare Countryhumans to Hetalia."

Countryhumans by an_angsty_raven April 6, 2019

countryhumans 

A fandom for the personification of Countries, much different than Polandball (Countryballs)

Countryhumans and the Polandball fandom don't get along very well.

countryhumans by tricksterTime April 12, 2019

Countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom 

people who have no respect for history grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, this is often gay and explicit, this is too horny i dont like it it makes me wanna kill myself. PLS STOP MAKING USSR AND NAZI GERMANY RULE 34 I CANT I BNFGUIDFSGFIDSGDFUHDSGFUDSFUIDSAGFYSDGGVBUDM,GHASFVSDBAVFHSFVUKSAFBDISAFNKNS,RVCBUHKENFFYHFGVGUIFGUIFHKLGFYFGDRJHOBDGGHDFS. (and so the person who made this definition died from a stroke and shock, the end).

Yo the countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom is so horny my guy, they made my 1 month old brother die of stroke and shock.

Countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom by President_Noob March 26, 2023