Definitions by tgriff79

country hammers 

A huge rack, or monster breasts!!!

That chick has her country hammers on display tonight! Best tit's in the fuckin house!!

country hammers by tgriff79 April 18, 2008

brown swagger 

The style of walk or strut one has when someone needs to take a dump.

Ben noticed that Rob had the brown swagger when we were at the bar last night, and he was right because Rob took a huge nasty shit when we got home.

brown swagger by tgriff79 January 20, 2008