brown swagger

The style of walk or strut one has when someone needs to take a dump.
Ben noticed that Rob had the brown swagger when we were at the bar last night, and he was right because Rob took a huge nasty shit when we got home.
by tgriff79 January 20, 2008
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country hammers

A huge rack, or monster breasts!!!
That chick has her country hammers on display tonight! Best tit's in the fuckin house!!
by tgriff79 April 19, 2008
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