Countess

The act of giving yourself a Stranger while wearing a large amount of jewellery on the hand in order to simulate being jerked off by a female aristocrat.

I can't wait for the jeweler to fix my bracelets to get fixed so I can give myself a Countess

Countess by Redharc October 14, 2018

Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.

Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

Countess Boochie Flagrante by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019

Countess Casavajones 

also referred to simply as countess, casa is a woman that enjoys the simple things in life: churro-ing her hair, blowing kisses at strangers, collecting zoos, chess tournaments where she plays herself, being followed around with a parasol, eating salmon from the silver dish they used in the Shiba cat food commercials, talking down to people, charity work, painting the town red, and force-cuddling dink.

One time at customs, they asked Countess Casavajones for her passport. She laughed, threw boiling hot tar on them, screamed do you know who i am, and left.

Countess Casavajones by The Sandlot May 10, 2009

countess feona

The most amazing bossy, adventurous and encouraging black woman alive. She's a true beautiful countess

Wow!! Who's that crazy beauty? Oh that's my friend countess feona

countess feona by Countess Feona November 24, 2021

The countess 

The countess is a vampire in American Horror Story and she’s hot, she is portrayed by a more hotter person, Lady Gaga.

I love The Countess, she hot af.

The countess by Sarah Paulson admirer April 23, 2021

dirty countess 

Any sex act involving the participation of all of the following demographics: one (or more) juggalo(s), one or more [furry{(s) and a weeb.

Whoop whoop, I got John here with his fursuit, come over for the Dirty Countess you big weeb.

dirty countess by SiFTW March 31, 2020

ahs.countess 

ahs.countess the edit queen has demoted her life to fulfill being Taissa Farmiga,lady gaga, sarah Paulson, Billie lourd , lilly rabe lana del rey and stevie nicks wife also well known for being the biggest sue Sylvester Stan in the glee community and the biggest Montana Duke stan in the ahs fandom and a taurus queen

hot mutual-hey did you see ahs.countess new edit

hot mutual 2 - Yes it was literally so amazing

hot mutual-i totally wanna make out with her

hot mutual 2-yeah ikr

ahs.countess by sue Sylvester stan June 26, 2021