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Countess
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The
act
of giving yourself a
Stranger
while wearing a
large
amount of jewellery on the hand in order to simulate being jerked off by a female aristocrat.
I can't wait for the jeweler to
fix
my bracelets to
get
fixed
so I can give myself a Countess
Countess
by
Redharc
October 14, 2018
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