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When you drink coffee, you are sometimes overcome by a fit of coughing. In order not to choke, you spray the coffee from your mouth. The liqiud coming from your mouth, is known as COUGHFEE.

Jimmy choked while drinking coffee and sprayed everyone with COUGHFEE.

coughfee by Gadget King November 11, 2011

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Coughee

Something who has been coughed upon.

Michael: *Coughs on Tyler
Tyler: What the fuck? Stupid coughee!

Coughee by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023

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coughee

more commonly known as weed, herb, pot etc. the word was coined by the houston rapper Devin the Dude a.k.a.Coughee brotha D

"I love coughee can't keep the smell off me"

coughee by kilo the crooked January 15, 2009

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coughee

Coughee is slang for weed, plain and simple. A play on Cough and Coffee, which enables it to be used in a public setting without drawing any unwanted attention to ones self. Made popular by Devin the Dude and his group The Coughee Brothaz.

"Wanna take a coughee break?", "Let's go sip some coughee.", "I got some good coughee.", "Excuse me police I'm just sippin coughee, mindin my busines. why is you trippin won't you get up off me? Why you all inside my ride?"

coughee by Coughee Brothaz April 28, 2008

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Mr. Coughee

aka Mr. Coughy, Mr. Coughie. He coughs at church, weddings, funerals, business meetings, press conferences.

There are 3 versions of Mr. Coughee:

(1) On purpose. He always coughs loudy right when the speaker is trying to make their point.

(2) Unintentional, but, too inconsiderate to leave the room.

(3) Unintentional, but, too stupid to buy cough medicine.

Mr. Coughee by Emma Aryan July 8, 2006

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Coughee Sippers

The community of people who are weed smokers who smoke as a daily routine. Coined by bad ass houston rapper devin the dude.

This song for all my coughee sippers who get high like my brothers and my sisters

Coughee Sippers by dhoisdashitho October 21, 2010

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coughee

A person who is coughed upon.

The coughee got ill and died after I coughed at him.

coughee by trojan.dialer.qy August 17, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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