Couch Nigga 

A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.

A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.

As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...

"Look at this Couch Nigga"

Couch Nigga by Androponic May 21, 2010

Couch Nigga 

A lazy ass Negro. Spends most of his time doing shit.

Yo look at this couch nigga right here, get to work.

Couch Nigga by Reficul Natas April 27, 2008

Fuck yo couch nigga 

This phrase originated from, was popularized in, and was entered into prominence by Chappelle's Show in episode #204 where Rick James says "fuck yo' couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud all over Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious indifference or apathy in acts of disobedience or to a given situation.

"Man, my girl left me, I am so hurt."

"Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

Fuck yo couch nigga by dareeza August 25, 2008

fuck yo couch nigga 

the act of disrespecting ones couch

-"You spilled your beer on my couch!"

-"Fuck yo couch nigga"

fuck yo couch nigga by Autumn. <3 August 8, 2009

fuck yo couch nigga 

This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.

Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."

Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."

Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"

fuck yo couch nigga by dareeza October 1, 2008

fuck yo couch nigga 

when you get really mad at someone and you dont know what else to say.

i cant believe you said that.... you know what??? ugh. fuck yo couch nigga!

fuck yo couch nigga by ktwizzy August 20, 2008

Couch pussy nigga 

A nigga who believes he's fucking you into tomorrow but you feel nothinge because he's either fucking the couch or just lame at laying pipe

Justin is lame in bed. He's such a couch pussy nigga.

Couch pussy nigga by TheFairyQueen December 28, 2016