cosmonot

someone whose life revolves around getting extremely high.

"this cosmonot comes pigfishing for cape canavral every day"

by eddie ringer April 23, 2005

Cosmonog

An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.

"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."

by sylentsage December 27, 2011

Cosmonut

n- Someone who is crazy about cosmopolitans.

Laura is such a cosmonut, she always buys cosmos from the bar!

by B-RODzz November 28, 2011

Cosmonomad

Cosmonomad (noun):

a space bedouin, she/he who roams the cosmos indefinitely

(Term and Definition originally created by Mrs. Zoetica Ebb .)

As like the North-African Bedouins roaming from Place to Place, a Cosmonomad would (if we can in the future) roam from Planet to Planet... indefinitely.

by Cosmo N. August 22, 2010

Cosmonomical

Enormous or extremely high.

The price of a pink star diamond is cosmonomical

by iam_wealthyman January 8, 2022

cosmopotamus

A highly prevalent subspecies of the cosmetician family, which is characterized by it's robust physical stature, known colloquially as the fat hairdressers. Often seen wearing mostly black.

This morning I witnessed the migration of a group of immature cosmopotamuses as they navigated their way down the alley to the hair dresser school.

by boobybobbler January 14, 2010

cosmonog

A russian man of colour in space, as opposed to the usual white space traveller, cosmonaut

Man, did you see that cosmonog in the new sputnik?

by Roman Totale October 23, 2007