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cosmonot by eddie ringer April 23, 2005
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Cosmonog
An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.
"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."
Cosmonog by sylentsage December 27, 2011
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Cosmonomad
Cosmonomad (noun):
a space bedouin, she/he who roams the cosmos indefinitely
(Term and Definition originally created by Mrs. Zoetica Ebb .)
a space bedouin, she/he who roams the cosmos indefinitely
(Term and Definition originally created by Mrs. Zoetica Ebb .)
As like the North-African Bedouins roaming from Place to Place, a Cosmonomad would (if we can in the future) roam from Planet to Planet... indefinitely.
Cosmonomad by Cosmo N. August 22, 2010
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cosmopotamus
A highly prevalent subspecies of the cosmetician family, which is characterized by it's robust physical stature, known colloquially as the fat hairdressers. Often seen wearing mostly black.
This morning I witnessed the migration of a group of immature cosmopotamuses as they navigated their way down the alley to the hair dresser school.
cosmopotamus by boobybobbler January 14, 2010