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Always fun to be around, loves animals, more of a tomboy then a girly girl. Tall but thin and is always there when you need them and the most kind hearted person you'll ever meet
*sees a girl helping out at a pet store* omg she's such a cortley!
cortley by Red ruby June 5, 2017
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cortlets 

Cortland NY local townies, its a college town and the locals are shady in-bread cortlets
So we went down to the local pondogrossa and there were cortlets everywhere
cortlets by Nicky L October 31, 2007
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A woman who you can either lust, or love. She is easy to lust. All men, and even most women, can't help but turn their heads as she passes by... If you lust her the sound of her voice will stun you, the sight of her beauty will blind you, the taste of her lips will poison you, her fragrant scent will send you into a coma, and the warmth of her touch will cripple you... for she can magnetize all 5 senses.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
I experienced life the best way you can... with Cortney.
Cortney by have a few February 7, 2010
Cortney is too many times mistaken as Courtney, Kourtney, etc. Cortney is kind and loving, though may have some opposing thoughts on why the color red is favorable. She is a fun person, and a great companion when it comes to it. She's fun loving, and artistic in more than one sense. Don't bug a Cortney or she might freak out on you (req. citation). Cortney's tend to have beautiful eyes and smiles, and damn-soft hair. When you encounter a Cortney DO NOT try flirting, she won't be interested, but she'll be friendly. Act as a friend but don't hide your self, you want to be as much of you as possible. Though you might not succeed in wooing her, you can end up as great friends with a good future.
Guy: "Hey, Cortney"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
Cortney by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011
Extremely beautiful, best personality, and I would definitely date her again if she gave me the chance
Cortlyn
The girl who all men want and all women want to be. Amazingly smart, funny, and beautiful. She will redefine you and give your thumbs a workout. She's like an m&m. Hard outer coating but once you get through that you can see the sweet interior. She brightens every room she walks in and makes any occasion a good one. Being around her will give you a high like no amount of drugs can. Caring for her can be like trench warfare but is completely worth it.
Cortney by kyle8293 February 25, 2010
Cortney is sometimes shy but you don't want to be on her bad side. She will beat the shit out of you. Once you get to know her. Her confidence is out of this world. Cortney is intelligent,beautiful, badass, thicc, unique and the most dependable. She beautiful but doesn't know it. Cortney has a lot of friends. She will turn the men/boys down in a heartbeat...most of the time. Cortney is a great companion when it comes to it she will do anything for you but she doesn't take any mess. If you want to leave she will be there to show you the door. She is fun loving and caring. She will be there for you. Cortney can be the shoulder you can cry on. You can tell her anything. She is definitely one you need to treat right and keep close to you. If you know a Cortney you are very lucky.
Cortney is amazing you need to get to know her 😍
Cortney by Cortneybessssfraannnnn August 10, 2019
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