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The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

Cornering 

The ability to a smoke a bowl of sensi one segment at a time by holding the lighter at an oblique angle to each unburned "corner" in turn, thereby allowing multiple persons to receive a fresh hit.
Dude, this is my last nug. Don't forget to corner it so I can get a freshie.
Cornering by mobiustrip July 8, 2005

Cortavion 

The finest most loyal boy u will ever meet he's short but love tall girls he is really into sports and has a funny personality that any girl will fall for 😍
Have you meet cortavion yet ?
Cortavion by Cute girls January 20, 2017

cube cornering 

an uncomfortable work situation where a coworkers get extremely close to you in your cube and corners you in. This typically happens when they look at something on your computer screen or come in to tell you some gossip. The key here is not only does the person infringe on your space, the person also stays around too long. One could be cube cornering a coworker for several minutes.
First thing Monday morning, Michael Jan did his usual cube cornering on me. I had to ask him to leave after a couple of extremely uncomfortable minutes.
cube cornering by Brent Hoo July 18, 2006

Carterton 

The scabbiest place in Oxfordshire. Full of weirdo, inbred skanks.
"Where's that freak from?!"
"Must be Carterton looking like that."
Carterton by truth teller.. May 16, 2009

counterion 

An ion having a charge opposite of the substance with which it is associated.
We find that the condensed counterions introduce charge fluctuations along the length of the rods that give rise to attractive interactions, in quantitative agreement with recent simulations.
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What up wit dat basackwards ion homes? Oh, it's just a counterion.