correplation 

The selected correlation if you don't have OLGAS 3-Phase software package.

"The Client wanted a correplation I didn't have."
"Ya. That client doesn't want to spend money."

correplation by Patrix17 October 27, 2023

Integer Correlation 

The scientific name for the hate you feel the more time you spend with a person

Man I spent all weekend with wilson im starting to feel some Integer Correlation.

Integer Correlation by BLDA October 19, 2010

correlationship 

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.

Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.

correlationship by happysunman September 1, 2009

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

The Shading Handjob Correlation by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

Correlation 

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

Correlation by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009

spearmans wank correlation coefficient 

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

spearmans wank correlation coefficient by mcfinners February 20, 2011

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

The Shading Handjob Correlation by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008