3 definitions by happysunman

Twailing

(v) Someone following another too closely on Twitter.

Tailing + Twitter = Twailing

Derivatives:

Twail (n) someone that follows another too closely on Twitter.

1. "I have no problem with Twitter, Jared. I just think twailing mundane celeb tweets is sad."

2. Person A: "How the hell is Brendan here already? I just tweeted plans 5 minutes ago."

Person B: "Sounds like you've picked up a twail."

by happysunman September 23, 2009

kanye'd

(v) to ruin the best moment of someone's life

"Yo, Kayne just kanye'd that Taylor Swift girl at the VMA's. How could he be so heartless?"

by happysunman September 14, 2009

correlationship

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.

Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.

by happysunman September 1, 2009