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corpse stan

Corpse stans are usually kids that simp for corpse’s voice in any way possible, pretty much like the dream stans but on the side of simping for voices. They think onlyhands exists and they live of their among us career
Corpse Stan: Did you hear Corpse Husband has an onlyfans?!?!? OMG hes soo sexyy!!!
Normal Person: Are you okay? You are a male 12 year old simping for an adult male’s hands and voice?
corpse stan by teez is juan December 31, 2020

Female Corpse Syndrome 

When you are having intercourse with a woman, and she just lays there and takes it quietly, like a corpse would.
Every night Stephanie has a major case of the Female Corpse Syndrome. I wish she would get more involved during sex.

Corpse skinning 

The process of removing a corpse's skin (preferably the foreskin) and proceed to use it to jack off
yo nigga wanna go Corpse skinning with the homies?

Corpse Sex 

when a guy has sex with a dead person.
dude, i heard you scored last night?

yea, it was a corpse sex.

awesome.
Corpse Sex by Criestinaa February 3, 2009

Cannibal corpse status 

(Adjective)
Used in the same way as "Death metal" but being more descriptive to Violence, blood and gore since not ALL death metal is about blood and gore. This makes reference to the infamous "Gore metal" band, Cannibal Corpse, whose lyrics surround this theme of death, blood, guts, gore etc.

A phrase used in the heavy metal community to describe something that falls into the following categories:

-Violent
-Excessive blood and gore
-Guts
-Disembowelment
-Decapitation
-Other human or animal mutilation
-horrific and painful Death
"That final scene in Zombie Massacre was so Cannibal Corpse Status!"

A violent scene in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, "Thats straight up Cannibal Corpse Status!"

corpse sniper 

A person, who in a video game such as call of duty, or halo uses a fallen players' body as a meat sheild, or a hiding place while prone or crouching, as the body camoflagues them and prevents people from seeing him properly.
cody: what the fuck?
john: ha.
cody: goddanm it you were a corpse sniper, weren't you?
john: wouldn't you like to know.

Corpse Slap 

noun

1. A half-hearted rebuttal.

2. A lackadaisical or lacklustre insult.
A: "I really don't have the time or energy to argue with S."
J: "Why not just hit her with a Corpse Slap?"