the U.S. government ran by corporations. Or any established government put in place by war, manipulation, and above all MONEY
the United states Congress has made the Federal Government into a Corporament by selling their souls for the love of money and power to large corporations.
by datakon August 17, 2013
Get the corporament mug.A website once known as 'YouTube' that claimed anyone in the world could "broadcast" themselves freely without being a subject to consumer-related pander. This once innocent and playful website has since morphed into an extravagant sell-out and media vehicle of shameless marketing executives. Users are now forced to constantly press 'F5' or close the 'ad box' whenever they (try) to watch a video.
"Oh you want to subject me to an ad? I'll never buy this product AND I won't watch it. That will show CorporateTube." *hits F5 and it doesn't work* "FUUUUUUUUU-"
*Sits back to watch video on full screen* ... five seconds later... "FUCKING AD BOX!"
*Sits back to watch video on full screen* ... five seconds later... "FUCKING AD BOX!"
by KingKongIsMyHomie December 9, 2010
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A three pronged rating system based on physical appearance, sexual aura and awareness of one’s portrayal. It is often used to refer to how a female carried herself, and her ability to attract you the evening prior.
"Did you see Jana last night? Not very appealing.She was drooling everywhere, her comportment was disgusting."
"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut."
"Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level."
"Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially."
"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut."
"Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level."
"Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially."
by DylanEdBryceMarc June 27, 2008
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the concept of "big business" 'owning' legislators!!
no "honest" governing can occur, with legislators in the corporate pocket!!
the concept of "big business" 'owning' legislators!!
no "honest" governing can occur, with legislators in the corporate pocket!!
i hate paying taxes to a corrupt corproment!
the corproment was going to prohibit my 'gage' and leave me with cigarettes and 'cocktails'!!
BOO! to the corproment 'folding greens'
the corproment is planning to put jesus' face on the hundred dollar bill!!
the corproment was going to prohibit my 'gage' and leave me with cigarettes and 'cocktails'!!
BOO! to the corproment 'folding greens'
the corproment is planning to put jesus' face on the hundred dollar bill!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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To mentally find and use ideas that comport to narratives that support one's belief system in order to ease the discomfort of cognitive dissonance when competing ideas are in conflict with each other.
Person 1: "Wow! I'm mentally conflicted here! These competing ideas really are in conflict with each other and I don't know which one to support."
Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."
Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."
by Agathokakologicaltopianist November 9, 2020
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