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A three pronged rating system based on physical appearance, sexual aura and awareness of one’s portrayal. It is often used to refer to how a female carried herself, and her ability to attract you the evening prior.
"Did you see Jana last night? Not very appealing.She was drooling everywhere, her comportment was disgusting."

"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut."

"Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level."

"Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially."
by DylanEdBryceMarc July 11, 2008
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When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is nothing else to do but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".
"I feel so comportioned today. Nothing is going right."

"You make me feel so comportioned!!!"
by Jwela Liliicrop February 12, 2010
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The subject of thinking of the words, "Portable Computer". In this instance, a laptop.
I will need my comportable for work.
by ComputerTechy May 26, 2009
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When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is no where to go but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".
"I feel so comportioned to today. Nothing is going right."

"You make me feel so comportioned!!!"
by Jwela Lillicrop February 8, 2010
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A word that SCAdians use in Royal Court to appear intelligent.
While at Pennsic, I was asked "If I could only select one, which would I chose: Win Crown, get Knighted, or publically being asked what the word 'comport' means." Given my ego's egregious need for perpetual affirmation, the answer is clear. Bring on the question!!!
by Shady Bop January 14, 2022
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A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.
Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.
by Mydaho April 28, 2018
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