corpjack 

Corporate Hijacking - The process whereby large US based monopoly technology companies impose their draconian will on 3rd world countries: billing in USD hurts countries with poor foreign exchange rates, scant regard for the end user business requirements and actual needs ‘Which of my products can I sell you’ instead of ‘what business problems can we solve for you ?’, frequent changes to complex licensing policies that make it impossible for anyone to understand including themselves, sales process where hidden costs are surfaced at the last minute, pricing negotiations start off with: ‘this is the way it is and we can’t change it’, conducting ‘customer surveys’ with a directive that the results better be good or else, raking in huge amounts of revenue only to donate it to charities.

‘Hey Pete, how was that meeting today. We were so totally CorpJacked by those guys ! ‘

corpjack by FedUP February 10, 2014

Cornjacked 

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.

Cornjacked by Cornjack August 4, 2008

Copjacker 

Jacking off every fucking cops all over the place even in the streets and traffic.
See the feds pull ya' over, just give them Daven Busters game card and jack them off quickly as you can and you'll be the best and the GOAT of the city!

Bruh yesterday I jacked off a cop right when he pull me over, and some dude who seemed to be a poop dealer
took care of me and award me 'The Goat Of Copjacker'.

Copjacker by III Tempered June 16, 2020