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coronacops

Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.
Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.
Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.
by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020
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Coronacoaster

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the news each day about the Corona virus.
"I wake up and I'm in a good mood, then I watch the news and I start crying."

"Wow, you're on a Coronacoaster!"
by Plan-z April 8, 2020
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coronacopia

The growing volume of people and places that can give you the corona virus. Handshakes, desk surfaces, door handles, sneezes...
On the way home from {work} today I had to avoid a whole coronacopia of disease... does my forehead feel warm to you?
by The Jeff S March 9, 2020
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Coronacons

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020
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Coronacoaster

noun. The ups and downs of a pandemic. One day, you're loving your bubble, doing workouts, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.
I'm on a coronacoaster.
by vamosver July 14, 2020
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coronacoaster

Coronacoaster. n. The feeling of uncertainty, anxiety, and helplessness surveying news and information concerning humankind's possible demise from covid-19.
I dont know if I need toilet paper or more Vienna sausages. I gotta get off this coronacoaster.
by kk shuffle March 13, 2020
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