A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.
His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.
specifically, a person who is defined by their attendance at Cornell University. The best way to identify one in their natural habitat (away from Cayuga's Waters) is with their labelled bags, shirts, shoes, pens, and bodies. They are officially owned by the University, especially after graduation.