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cornwallace

yo la-d (LA DASH AH) look at this clown ass cornwallace face ass dude
cornwallace by lil franksta November 10, 2011

Cornwellian soliloquy 

A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.
His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.

Cornellian 

specifically, a person who is defined by their attendance at Cornell University. The best way to identify one in their natural habitat (away from Cayuga's Waters) is with their labelled bags, shirts, shoes, pens, and bodies. They are officially owned by the University, especially after graduation.
*Man with Cornell Hat walks by*

Joe: There goes another Cornellian.
Cornellian by Fellow Cornellian September 12, 2010

Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.
Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.
Cornwallis by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

cornwallace

A name for Corteroid pants.
OMG Xander copied Conrad and got some cornwallace pants.
cornwallace by Confnaw October 29, 2007

Cornwallis

When you set a picture of Cornwallis on your friend's phone background.
"Dude, did you just Cornwallis me?"
Yeah, dude, I Cornwallis'd you.