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Warm corn bag 

The resulting mess of a premature ejaculation in your pants due to the stimulus of any female interaction including conversation, sexting, fantasizing, or direct casual contact (sexual or non-sexual).
"I was thinking about Sally a little too much and brewed a warm corn bag at work."
Jim was grinding on Courtney on the dance floor and he blew a warm corn bag on the third song!
I was talking with Lisa about spanking her for her birthday and just about had a warm corn bag.
Jenny looked so hot today! I just about made a warm corn bag when she bent over to pick up that paper.
Warm corn bag by gutbusterman August 28, 2013

pop corn bag licker 

One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.
" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"

steamy corn bag 

A freshly used condom, typically still warm.
Man: "Dude, what's that?"
Dude: "It's my steamy corn bag I used with Jessica last night, man"
One who becomes stuffed to the gills with corn due to the impact of a overbearing woman.
The movie theater management had no second thoughts in hiring Chelsea, for her cornbag transformation skills saved them thousands of dollars on kernels. However, they did cycle through double the amount of male employees per month since her hiring.
cornbag by zazyrosyshmevman May 17, 2009

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026