corn bag

Meaning a giant fucking piece of shit; a fucker; assclown; nicaragua; a fucktard.

I get your hand out of my ass crack, you corn bag, eat me.

by mr poopshot November 6, 2005

Warm corn bag

The resulting mess of a premature ejaculation in your pants due to the stimulus of any female interaction including conversation, sexting, fantasizing, or direct casual contact (sexual or non-sexual).

"I was thinking about Sally a little too much and brewed a warm corn bag at work."
Jim was grinding on Courtney on the dance floor and he blew a warm corn bag on the third song!
I was talking with Lisa about spanking her for her birthday and just about had a warm corn bag.
Jenny looked so hot today! I just about made a warm corn bag when she bent over to pick up that paper.

by gutbusterman August 28, 2013

steamy corn bag

A freshly used condom, typically still warm.

Man: "Dude, what's that?"
Dude: "It's my steamy corn bag I used with Jessica last night, man"

by gaypyromaniac July 31, 2016

pop corn bag licker

One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.

" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"

by Marrukawa April 30, 2007