corn bag 

Meaning a giant fucking piece of shit; a fucker; assclown; nicaragua; a fucktard.

I get your hand out of my ass crack, you corn bag, eat me.

corn bag by mr poopshot November 6, 2005

Warm corn bag 

The resulting mess of a premature ejaculation in your pants due to the stimulus of any female interaction including conversation, sexting, fantasizing, or direct casual contact (sexual or non-sexual).

"I was thinking about Sally a little too much and brewed a warm corn bag at work."
Jim was grinding on Courtney on the dance floor and he blew a warm corn bag on the third song!
I was talking with Lisa about spanking her for her birthday and just about had a warm corn bag.
Jenny looked so hot today! I just about made a warm corn bag when she bent over to pick up that paper.

Warm corn bag by gutbusterman August 28, 2013

pop corn bag licker 

One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.

" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"

pop corn bag licker by Marrukawa April 30, 2007

steamy corn bag 

A freshly used condom, typically still warm.

Man: "Dude, what's that?"
Dude: "It's my steamy corn bag I used with Jessica last night, man"

steamy corn bag by gaypyromaniac July 31, 2016

cornbag 

One who becomes stuffed to the gills with corn due to the impact of a overbearing woman.

The movie theater management had no second thoughts in hiring Chelsea, for her cornbag transformation skills saved them thousands of dollars on kernels. However, they did cycle through double the amount of male employees per month since her hiring.

cornbag by zazyrosyshmevman May 17, 2009