corewell

a healthcare system

- I work for corewell.

- GTFO

by Bilbo-Baggins October 11, 2022

cornwelled

to have been bombarded by unwanted conversation

I regret asking him how he was, I got cornwelled and it lasted for hours !

by ilikerocks June 15, 2018

Cornwellian soliloquy

A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.

His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.

by duskydesert August 5, 2006

Cornwell

The act of performing anal sex with a female since her father is a pastor. Can also can be related to a person that shares their sexual experiences within the workplace.

Man, I want to Cornwell her so bad.

Shes such a Cornwell talking about anal sex at work. We don't need to hear all of that.

by JerkyWaddo June 2, 2019

cornwell

crazy mexicans from virginia

'hey is that a wetback or a cornwell?'

by robertC18 May 17, 2006

cornwell

Known for their incredibly good noses. Love mechanicle devices such as master mixers and even gas stoves. Don't enjoy the outside much as there is a hereditary disease that makes them sensitive to the sun. Prefer spending time fixing their motor cycles and complaining about their car engines.

"That guy won't stop talking about how his car broke down.... He must be a cornwell"

by aussiehands October 28, 2020

Corwell

The most triggering English teacher you will ever experience

Student: Here's my essay
Corwell: WHY THE HELL IS "BUT" AT THE START OF A SENTENCE YOU SPASTIC MIDGET

by mynameio March 17, 2020